U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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