Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Still dying that you shit outside
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
