I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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