What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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