That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Your cock deserves a montage
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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