I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
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I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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