508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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