yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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