I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
accomplished twins. life is a go
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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