: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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