drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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