he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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