I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
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If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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