eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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