Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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