anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
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He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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