Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I would ride that face into the sunset
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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