Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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