So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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