I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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