I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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