you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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