great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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