Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
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With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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