Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
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Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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