Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I'm having to shit out rocks
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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