This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
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I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
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When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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