I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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