He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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