My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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