Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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