does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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