if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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