I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Randomize
