it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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