hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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