go do what you do best...puke behind churches
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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