saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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