We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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