Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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