I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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