My friends, they love my intelligence
I am puke
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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