so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
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You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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