if i died would you start the facebook group?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
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I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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