You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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