He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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