And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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