Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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