you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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