Swine flu. Run for my life!
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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