she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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