I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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