Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
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Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Why are your pants in the freezer?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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