better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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