After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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