I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
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My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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