I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Randomize