Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Dick very happy bro
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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